COCKROACH MEAL:
Have you ever eaten fried cockroach meal before? if you haven't then you are missing the most 100% healthy body building,energy giving,mental balance and sexualy active food ever, than what you have been eating since.
It is simple to prepare:
1)Get cockroach from your toilet pit,living room or any place available.
2)Wash with hot water and remove it abdomen content.
3)Add salt and dry on sun for a day
4)Fry on a limited supply of heat.
5)Serve hot and with beverages.

The thing sweeeeet die.

I will teach you how to prepare lizard meal later.Enjoy your cockroach.