Ah! I don dey grow tail. <br /> <br /> Abeg call no call me...
Ah! I don dey grow tail.

Abeg call no call me MONKEY oo, cos when you call black man MONKEY, e dey pain am.

Call me Orangutan (that's if you even know the animal)

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