Junior s' parent had a vistor one day,his fada gave his mum money 2 go and buy three chickens so that dey can cook dem 4 dere vistors unfortunately 4 his mother when she started cooking adding d spicies nd she went out 2 enta 10 dere guest, junior started adding his own spicies he went 2 d wast bem nd pick d gall blada of d chicken nd add dem 2 d pot of chicken so d hole pot became as bitta as any tine u can tink of .This how only one distroies our life wen eva we sin... Read (6)

There is this lady I met recently in my work place. After we introduced ourselves, she happened to come from my mums place, so I took and referred to her as a sister even to my colleagues in the office. Since then she can call me a million times a day. Instead of my name, she calls me daddy, horny, sweetie and all that. Please what do I do?... Read (15)

My gf loves me so much dat she can do anyfin for me bt i prefer and enjoy callin my bestfwend(girl)...hope am nt really f*ckin up cos am kinda feelin guilty.... Read (15)

I use this time to praise God almighty and to greet all my people on earth and for those on naijapals hope all of you is feeling fine, my suggestion this afternoon is that! But the only problem i have is that, i wanted to become actor and actress but i don't have anybody to render my assistance for so long time! If it possible that anyone can help me and i belleive that it will be the moment of joy me. Thanx.... Read (11)

why when we gather to watch football a lots of ppl will claiming to be chelsea fans but when u gather soo call chelsea fans and ask then simple question like who score chelsea goal in there Fa Cup final 2000 against Aston villa 90 % of so call chelsea fans will fell... Read (16)

Omo c wahala oh....all my frnds babe just dey love me lyk say i dey use jazz....lyk nw 2 of ma frnds babe don break up wit dem bcos of me....nd me i no want dem bcos i get pikin wit my love...God which kind wahala be dis...abeg wetin i go do...... Read (17)

All I wanna do is worship u, Jesus U are beautiful, There' s no higher calling, There' s no better feeling, Than to worship u my LORD. There' s nothing else I' d rather do Than to sing this song for u. It' s not about the sound, It' s more than rhyme or rhythm, It is what I' m living for. Though my music fade away, Still my heart with u will stay, In humble adoration, I worship u OK Pals, I confess that I' m truly, madly, totally and completely in love I just love... Read (18)

this gizzard talk is beginin 2 turn this place 2 a bore hole. u r human not a bird so u dnt undrstnd sh** abt birds' life. who told u a gizzard is enough 4 a wise owl? say what u knw n let a bird tell u that. u dnt jst pick a proverb n use it. think it b4 u use it. 'a word is enuf 4 d wise' is ok. leave d gizzard sh** 4 birds, ok? no beef... Read (15)

I want to use this medium to both confess and apologise. Back then in sec sch. when I was in SS3, myself and 3 other friends(bosco, fidelity and ralu) went to our house master's lodge to steal two chickens, we then roasted and ate them alone. When our house master found out about his missing chickens, he came to the male hostel with 5 teachers and asked about his chickens but we all said we knew nothing about the missing chickens. So he thrashed all SS3 boys. So I'm now saying sorry to... Read (16)

I dont have a strong drive when it comes to sex, does it mean i am sick? Presently i dont have a girl and dont even think of getting one cos i believe that people go into that primarily for sex. Among my click i live my life is totally different and it makes me feel like i am lacking something every normal human being should have. So do you guys think i am ok?... Read (17)