Funny
* 90% of UNILAG chicks has aborted a minimum of5times
before their final year. * Only 20% of Nwafor Orizu College
of edu. girls have actually seen an aeroplane. * 60% of UNN
chicks can open their legs for you if you offer them okpa and
coke.* 82% of IMSU chicks doesnt wear panties
* 77% of Fed. Poly Oko chicks have never seen a BB before.
* 96 of ESUT babes wear one pant for one week.
* 88% of IMT chicks has yam legs.
* All the chicks in covenant university hide their phones
inside their panties to avoid detention.* 79% of DELSU
chicks have orgasms as soon as they hear gun shots.
* 98% of UNIZIK chicks have hair in their chests and
Nipples.
* 80% of UNIPORT chicks carry their panties in their
handbag cos they dont know where whey will spend the night.
* 90% of FUTO chicks looklike Weird MC
* 71% of ABSU chicks wearsecond hand panties.
* 67% of UNIJOS babes howl like witches during sex.
* 90% of EBSU chicks wear pant for one week.
* 74% of UNIILORIN chicks guzzle sperm like cold beer.
* 80% of ANSU chicks doesnt sleep in their hostels during
weekends.
* No UNICAL female student is a virgin.
* 70% of UNIBEN chicks live with their schøol boyfriends.
* Its like the gates of HADES has just been flooded open
when abt 66% of UNIABUJA chicks open their legs