The height of a troubled mind. I'm done with school, NYSC. Now looking for a job. I went for a seminar, and I happen to know one of the top ladies in the board. She gave me her complimentary card, told me to get in touch with her ASAP (since I informed her that I wasn't having a job). I visited her today at her home, #smh...this was how our conversation went through." Lady: Ben, you look good today. Me: Thank you ma. Lady: Your discipline again? Me: Mechanical Engineering, ma. Lady: How old are you? Me: 25years ma. Lady: I want to help you get something doing. Me: Cut into her talk, ahh, thank you ma..with full excitement. Lady: You are welcome. Ben, I want to know you better, I want us to be close, since my husband left for the states, I barely have company.
Me: Not sensing any foul play, I said OK ma."..... Now, she just sent a text message that reads.." Ben, let's date. Reply and send your curriculum vitae. Work starts on Monday. Please pals, if I send "No ma, I'm sorry, I can't date you". I might miss this job opportunity. This lady looks connected. What should I do pals... I need to send my cv and the text message ASAP. God!!! I never saw this one coming. #really thinking hard over here. What should I tell my girlfriend?? I felt this things don't happen in Delta State. Why me???????