A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports, Professor: guy abeg, give me full tank. Fuel Attendant: Sir, i don’t speak pidgin, i only speak English Professor: Ok! good morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate recep... Read (9)

HI pals, pls dont mind my long story is jst d way it is in my heart, pls try nd read nd help me out. can somone pls help me 2 get a pastor or councellor' s num. cos d situation i am nw am totaly lost. am about getting married, after 2 yrs courship, no date but w' ve decided nxt yr. since av been datin my guy 2be sincere he loves me so much as if he had never fell in lov b4, but right 4rm wen he was in skool he had been a person of many gurlfwends till we' r datin, evry1 finks he cant... Read (15)

good mornings friends....well..i am the guy that need an advise on the issue of my wife who have kids for her ex before we got marry.. i want to thank you all for your word of advice,,,especially,those who know what is good and bad,and who have something to offer in times of advice,,,i pray that God will always guide you and protect you in Jesus name..and for those who make fun of others and curse them in here,,your reward is waiting for you...but i pray that the almighty God will guide you all ... Read (13)

Friends advice. I am 26. I have some girls that wouldn' t mind being my gf. But I dnt fancy them. I have this strong lust for older ladies. What I want most is to sleep with an older lady (though I have not tried it yet) of about 30 to 40yrs (single. Cos I dnt do married women). I tink its strange. Pls what' s wrong wt me and hw can I get off that?... Read (17)

Good morning wonderfull pals! how is life and your weekend, i believe by his grace, all of you are great? Am 27years old guy, new in lagos, i stays in my kid sister's house with her husband, they live in a flat and i have my own room, Am comfortable in they house but not happy . Her husband attitude has changed unlike before i came new. I don't ask him money nor the wife but i think my inability to find work is getting him upset, sometimes i consider going back to east where we have ow... Read (14)

I won dv 2013 lottery n I have my visa wid me now bt I hav some difficulty in raising money for my plane ticket. However, a friend of mine whom I have refused a relationship wid for a long tym is willing to help me on condition that I make love to her for one full month. Am really confused cos I can't imagine maself cheating on my woman bt I need d money too! pls help me... Read (16)

MORNIN JOKE, If fed. Govt order u to stay at chamber and boko haram order u not to do so. WHO DO YOU OBEY?????... Read (9)

pals pls help me out, my frnd wnts to buy me a phone, he ask me to make a choice, am confuse, dnt knw which to choose, shld i go for e73 or e6?... Read (17)

what are you without GOD?????...............just imagine what you will look like without GOD beautifying you......and you don't want to serve,praise and worship HIM........what if GOD takes your life now,,.....where will you be??? HEAVEN OR HELL????...................think about it... Read (11)

I am very sorry, i' m shaking over my whole body. Yeah u have that reaction on me. I cant do this. My heart beats faster and faster when i look at the time and think of our meeting. The whole day i thought of nothing els but you. I still thinks of you now. I' m having a cardiac arrest. Very heavy palpitations of the heart. Every other part of me below is working faster also. God.! I need you!! U will kill me oo. Okay! So i cant see you sorry ! Because if i do i will want you. And plus yo... Read (10)