How Not To Get A Wife In Nigeria If You Live Abroad

Date: 06-06-2011 3:34 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Teeco Designer
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- at 6-06-2011 03:34 PM (12 years ago)
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If you live in abroad, may be in Europe, The Americas  or anywhere,  and you desperately need a wife from home, pls follow these rules.

1. Do not let any lady you are interested in, know you live abroad in the first place, if she must know, tell her you are in Ghana or uganda etc

2. Do not select lady who is well versed in the use of the internet, these are ladies who are advertising themselves nakedly on different websites to dupe unsuspecting men, they will jump on you and dump you as soon as they relocate with you.

3.Do not allow your relative or family member, may be brothers or sisters to help you find a lady, they will always choose someone they can use to get you.



4. Do not allow your friends who live abroad with you to suggest someone living in Nigeria to you, it may be a ploy to bring his girlfriend over especially if he is not documented.

5. Avoid ladies who are University graduates if you can, they will pretend until they relocate with you, then got awares of the female friendly laws in Europe/USA and dump you as soon as possible. Many of them will end up quarelling with you and becoming very argumentative and arrogant.

6. Avoid sending money to your fiance or the lady you intend to marry, as you will soon become a money-miss-road, ''a laughing stock''

7. Avoid any lady that attends flashy  pentecostal churches, this may only be for pretence.

8. Insist on all medical tests before any wedding at all.

9. Please, forget about beauty, insist on a very sober lady with good characters, i.e. avoid sentiments

10. Avoid any lady that tells you she can manage a bottle of beer etc, you may be courting a love-peddler.

11. Please, do not search for a Nigerian wife on dating website, you may not live to regret it.

12. If you finally visit Nigeria to see the lady you choose , please do not jump on the bed with her, try to avoid sex with her, she may coat herself with ''Jazz'', to tie you up.

13. As you are avoiding sex, please make sure you check all the body parts, like the bosoms, the tommy area, or you may even ''finger'' the private part to ''carbon date'' her experience and dating age.

14. If you can avoid a slim lady with very bursty chest,  it will be better, because European men have great taste for these qualities or else you may end up finding your neighbour on top of your wife, or having a mullato/halfcast child.

A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE. , This piece was compiled based on my personal experience after living in Europe for  6 yrs,


Teeco Designer
AKA Love Mallam


Posted: at 6-06-2011 03:34 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- MissyBarbie at 6-06-2011 03:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Teeco U try.... Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 6-06-2011 03:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- diplomatik at 6-06-2011 03:39 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes  Cheesy

Posted: at 6-06-2011 03:39 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 6-06-2011 03:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: diplomatik on  6-06-2011 03:39 PM
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes  Cheesy

your eyes go fall Undecided

Posted: at 6-06-2011 03:41 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 6-06-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Nigerian babes must have shown him the stuff they are made of.....Kpele ooooo
Posted: at 6-06-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- diplomatik at 6-06-2011 03:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  6-06-2011 03:41 PM
Quote from: diplomatik on  6-06-2011 03:39 PM
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes  Cheesy

your eyes go fall Undecided

for where.. 
good points teeco..hope u done follow am  Tongue Cheesy

Posted: at 6-06-2011 03:43 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 6-06-2011 03:45 PM (12 years ago)
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ok noted! 4 d guys Cool

Posted: at 6-06-2011 03:45 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 6-06-2011 03:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on  6-06-2011 03:37 PM
Teeco U try.... Wink Wink Wink Wink

yeah tx

Posted: at 6-06-2011 03:45 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- slimben at 6-06-2011 04:10 PM (12 years ago)
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ok ooohh what about us way the stay for Niger republic 
Posted: at 6-06-2011 04:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 6-06-2011 04:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 6-06-2011 04:11 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 6-06-2011 04:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: slimben on  6-06-2011 04:10 PM
ok ooohh what about us way the stay for Niger republic 

Avoid people like Diplomatik

Posted: at 6-06-2011 04:13 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- diplomatik at 6-06-2011 04:14 PM (12 years ago)
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u're so right...he should ..cos he might get tangled  Tongue Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 6-06-2011 04:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 6-06-2011 04:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: diplomatik on  6-06-2011 04:14 PM
u're so right...he should ..cos he might get tangled  Tongue Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

n thats bad

Posted: at 6-06-2011 04:17 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 6-06-2011 04:18 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 6-06-2011 04:18 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- diplomatik at 6-06-2011 04:19 PM (12 years ago)
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@ teeco  for ur mind  Tongue


come wetin dey worry u....abeg free me  Angry

Posted: at 6-06-2011 04:19 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 6-06-2011 04:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: diplomatik on  6-06-2011 04:19 PM
@ teeco  for ur mind  Tongue


come wetin dey worry u....abeg free me  Angry

i hold u b4? if like enter river niger e no consign me

Posted: at 6-06-2011 04:20 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- diplomatik at 6-06-2011 04:23 PM (12 years ago)
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its not possible i got dk to live 4  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

Posted: at 6-06-2011 04:23 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blessedme at 6-06-2011 04:24 PM (12 years ago)
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LMAO... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-06-2011 04:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chiglamour4u at 6-06-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago)
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mk i wee wee i dey cm
Posted: at 6-06-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mazi at 6-06-2011 04:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chiglamour4u on  6-06-2011 04:25 PM
mk i wee wee i dey cm

hmmm...chi chi wot did u drink?
dis one u dey piss everywhr.. Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-06-2011 04:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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