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« posted : February 21, 2008, 08:05:38 PM »
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Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex .

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are
so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.  Your sex has
gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex

* This is when you have been with your partner for too long.  When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex .

* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.  She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.

* You get a little each month.  But not enough to enjoy yourself.

PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.   I have enough problems of my own. 
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« posted : February 21, 2008, 08:07:29 PM »
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....mine is the 8th sex..... Grin Grin
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« posted : February 21, 2008, 08:47:06 PM »
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And i don't see mines here... Sad
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« posted : February 21, 2008, 08:58:23 PM »
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« posted : February 22, 2008, 04:18:54 AM »
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And i don't see mines here... Sad

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« posted : February 22, 2008, 03:01:57 PM »
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 :Smiley :Smiley :Smiley :Smiley :Smiley
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« posted : February 23, 2008, 09:07:14 AM »
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MINE IS THE 10th KIND!!!!!!
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« posted : February 23, 2008, 09:03:52 PM »
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yeah.....8,9 and 10 involves the chocolate and honey...
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« posted : February 25, 2008, 07:44:06 PM »
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no comments Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Grin
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« posted : February 25, 2008, 09:12:54 PM »
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comment now...........
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« posted : February 26, 2008, 04:32:18 AM »
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funny Grin
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« posted : February 26, 2008, 06:55:12 AM »
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The second part kinda sound familiar to me... Grin
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« posted : February 26, 2008, 09:52:26 AM »
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy



hey Mr Poster...u forgot the Washing Machine Sex
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« posted : February 27, 2008, 06:27:59 PM »
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if you dont need opinions then y did you post this up in the forum.you've made this your problem so come accept it
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« posted : February 28, 2008, 07:41:43 AM »
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@Khadihah Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

he's being funny by saying that, now you know that ain't no post that goes without a comment... Grin Grin
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