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« posted : February 21, 2008, 08:05:38 PM » |
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Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex .
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex .
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough problems of my own.
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« posted : February 21, 2008, 08:47:06 PM » |
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And i don't see mines here... 
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« posted : February 21, 2008, 08:58:23 PM » |
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when there is booty...there has got to be Myra G..... 
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« posted : February 22, 2008, 04:18:54 AM » |
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And i don't see mines here...  go to the miner
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Travelling Across The Ocean Sharing My Hearts Desire.
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« posted : February 22, 2008, 03:01:57 PM » |
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when there is booty...there has got to be Myra G..... 
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« posted : February 23, 2008, 09:07:14 AM » |
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MINE IS THE 10th KIND!!!!!!
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« posted : February 23, 2008, 09:03:52 PM » |
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yeah.....8,9 and 10 involves the chocolate and honey...
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« posted : February 25, 2008, 09:12:54 PM » |
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comment now...........
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« posted : February 26, 2008, 04:32:18 AM » |
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funny 
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please do not distract and keep discussions along line of topic - make proper use of capitalization - if you cant find your topic; look in the trash bin -
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« posted : February 26, 2008, 06:55:12 AM » |
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The second part kinda sound familiar to me... 
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« posted : February 26, 2008, 09:52:26 AM » |
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« posted : February 27, 2008, 06:27:59 PM » |
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if you dont need opinions then y did you post this up in the forum.you've made this your problem so come accept it
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« posted : February 28, 2008, 07:41:43 AM » |
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Drugs are bad; however, i've been FDA approved!!
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