CRACK YA RIBS

Roses are red, Violets are blue

monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.




The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?


I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.


God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU

 

have a nice time at work 

I'm gonna crack my ribs again........

Oprah is a dummy..
I hope Stedman steals all her money...
and make her cry arrf arrf like a puppy....
would that be so damn funny?..
if she was also humped by a bunny?
or smacked over the head with a rubber ducky?..
oh boy i'll be laughin so hard til i ache all over my tummy.

She's bad mouthing Nigeria cause she aint nobody decent..
I bet her brains are made out of block cement..
running around with her ugly behind knockin ppl out with her nasty scent..
so Oprah..ya better stop dissin ma country cuz das what I represent...
or unless you want some black and blue eye as a present...

 

 

Once upon a time there lived a king.
 The king had a beautiful daughter,   
    the PRINCESS.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.


 No matter what;

metal,

wood,

stone,

anything she touched would melt.

 
 

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.


 The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

 
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,


 "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

 
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

 
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
 
 THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
 
 The first brought a sword of the finest steel.



 
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly .




The second prince brought diamonds.





 He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
 But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.


 He too was sent away disappointed. 


 The third prince approached. He told the princess,
 "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."
 
 The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .
 
 



 She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.


 And it did not melt!!!


 
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. !
 

 And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.





 Question: What was in the prince's pants?
 


 



 



 



M&M's of course.


 They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking??   

covered with honey