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« posted : January 06, 2008, 07:07:51 AM » |
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Let's have fun at the expense or our mama's. lol. Make up funny jokes about your moms and have fun with it nothing personal.
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Your Mama Is So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
her fave food is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her butt.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she wears an asteroid belt.
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« posted : January 06, 2008, 11:00:54 AM » |
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yo momma is so fat,she can't even feed a whole chatroom
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when there is booty...there has got to be Myra G.....  |
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« posted : January 06, 2008, 04:16:25 PM » |
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You mama is hairy they have to use a lawn mower to trim her hair
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« posted : January 06, 2008, 04:17:37 PM » |
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yo mama is so dumb that an orange juice carton said concentrate and she stood there staring at it.........
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« posted : January 06, 2008, 04:20:27 PM » |
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Yo Moma So Poor they put her photo on food stamps.
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« posted : January 06, 2008, 04:26:18 PM » |
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Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin’ up gang signs.
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« posted : January 06, 2008, 04:29:24 PM » |
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Yo mama so poor she uses fork to drink cereal to save milk
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« posted : January 06, 2008, 05:03:19 PM » |
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Yo momma’s so greasy, she’s labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
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« posted : January 06, 2008, 05:04:36 PM » |
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Yo mama so so fat they made her a continent
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« posted : January 06, 2008, 05:06:52 PM » |
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Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
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« posted : January 06, 2008, 09:32:11 PM » |
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Yo mama so fat her legs is in two different continents
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« posted : January 07, 2008, 01:48:23 AM » |
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ur momma is so dumb,she failed a survey...
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« posted : January 07, 2008, 02:02:46 AM » |
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Yo mama is so fat the weather man has to predict her movements for the weather.
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« posted : January 07, 2008, 02:32:09 AM » |
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ur momma is so fat,she sits on the TV and watches the Couch......
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« posted : January 07, 2008, 02:35:10 AM » |
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your mama so old she left her purse in noah's ark
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