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« posted : October 07, 2008, 11:23:32 AM » |
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Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human??
13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??
Well, get back to WORK now!!
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« posted : October 07, 2008, 12:35:02 PM » |
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i beg i no get talk ... for tat ..
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« posted : October 08, 2008, 11:29:20 AM » |
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i beg i no get talk ... for tat ..
not for u to comment bt to read thankz |
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« posted : October 08, 2008, 11:31:26 AM » |
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lol - monkey no fine but mama like am
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please do not distract and keep discussions along line of topic - make proper use of capitalization - if you cant find your topic; look in the trash bin -
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« posted : October 08, 2008, 11:46:21 AM » |
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Some Guys r so stupid in dat wen a girl first show there feelings. they take her to be so cheep
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« posted : October 08, 2008, 12:00:02 PM » |
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Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human??
13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??
Well, get back to WORK now!!
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« posted : October 08, 2008, 12:37:00 PM » |
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i beg i no get talk ... for tat ..
not for u to comment bt to read thankz a mam  |
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« posted : October 08, 2008, 12:42:23 PM » |
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Some Guys r so stupid in dat wen a girl first show there feelings. they take her to be so cheep
You don enter wrong house  |
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LIFE IS GOLDEN: KEEP MOVING FORWARD  ---> |
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« posted : October 08, 2008, 01:17:01 PM » |
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double crossing
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« posted : October 08, 2008, 01:19:48 PM » |
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flying by..............
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« posted : October 15, 2008, 04:17:55 PM » |
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strolling by
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« posted : October 15, 2008, 09:22:51 PM » |
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This is one of my favorites:
If a store is open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the door??
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You can't define me; I break the mold
I speak my mind, don't do what I'm told
I don't fake it, I come so real
I try not to hide what I really feel
I'm not perfect, I don't give a @#*%
I'm not a bitch, I know what I want
I'm not a virgin, I'm not a slut
You can't break me, think what you want
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« posted : October 15, 2008, 09:26:46 PM » |
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