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« posted : August 18, 2008, 01:40:56 PM » |
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Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and
says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me"?
After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try...on the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "what the *@#% was that?
The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping".
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!!!"
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« posted : August 21, 2008, 01:13:36 PM » |
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haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa
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« posted : August 21, 2008, 07:01:56 PM » |
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is overrrated
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Most wanted for not how much I do but for how much I put into the doing
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« posted : August 22, 2008, 03:21:12 PM » |
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn !!!
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« posted : August 23, 2008, 11:51:14 AM » |
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dat is claiming to be what you are not, try to be who are, no matter what it will cost you
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« posted : August 23, 2008, 09:18:18 PM » |
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haaaaaaaaaaaana waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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« posted : August 23, 2008, 10:54:03 PM » |
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them thats a boring joke
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« posted : August 27, 2008, 08:56:41 AM » |
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aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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« posted : August 28, 2008, 09:23:47 AM » |
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thats cool na so girls dey doooooooooooooooooooo
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« posted : September 01, 2008, 04:09:13 PM » |
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when there is booty...there has got to be Myra G.....  |
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« posted : September 04, 2008, 12:30:01 PM » |
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Mudu ryt? i think ur most boring to say that joke that got ma ribs crackin must be borin. Anywas, i think ur a newbie nd tryin to get attention wth ur off views so,there it is you got my attention are you fulfilled now???
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« posted : September 04, 2008, 12:48:12 PM » |
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Mudu ryt? i think ur most boring to say that joke that got ma ribs crackin must be borin. Anywas, i think ur a newbie nd tryin to get attention wth ur off views so,there it is you got my attention are you fulfilled now???
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One united!!!
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« posted : September 07, 2008, 09:46:27 PM » |
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 :)) Nigerians tell the dirtiest and funniest jokes! This is great!
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