5 Ways to Achieve Instant Fame on Naijapals

5 Ways to Achieve Instant Fame on Naijapals

Many times we all want to be famous and recognized like hollywood/nollywood celebrities and if that's you, you've just reached the right place. Welcome to 5 ways to achieve instant fame on naijapals

1. Register with a striking username.
               This phenomenal has been tested and proven to work. Members such as Akpan01, Myragonza, Toks-E, Mazi, Diplomatik and I myself among others have shown that sexy is always better and recognizable. So if you are new here and thinking of registering with your birth name or the nick name you were given back in 6th grade, you better drop it and pick up usernames such as D-guy! and if such names make you uncomfortable, then my number 2 suggestion may just be for you.

2. Reply at least 50 post per day.
                Did i just see you go  . Well, you read right. if you ain't into sexy usernames, then you better glue your butt to your chair and fix your eyes on your computer screen and start sending in those post. ok there you go again, your saying it's impossible. No it's not. the likes of Around_d_corner  among numerous others have shown that without a sexy name, you can still become a household name. so what are you waiting for? Butt down and start posting. But if you are too introverted, then you may just try my number 3 suggestion

3. Have a big EGO.
                Yes, have a big Ego. I’m serious; people love to hate people with big egos. You could just offend people without apologizing or post whatever regardless of others opinion, after all, you're entitled to your opinion. Ok, did I just hear you say who does that? . The likes of Blinks_is_Back have proven that you don't always need to apologize or be right in order to become famous. And if you've stepped on so many toes, you could just post an apology as your signature. it will definitely get to those you've hurt and they'll forgive. Ok, don't start complaining again, I know, your mama taught you to always be right with folks, so if this isn't for you, just try my number 4 suggestion

4. Try posting your picture.
               Yes, this is my favorite. All you need is just a picture. It doesn't get any easier than that. To make it even juicer and Spicer, don't just post it in your profile, because some members as lazy as myself, won't bother checking your profile. So what do you do? Why not post it in every available thread be it Metro Life, Relationship & Romance, Funnyhub, new members, just wherever and whenever. Did i hear you say who does this? Of course our one and only Khristiantus has showed that you don't need to say a word in order to be famous. Just post a picture of yourself and you will leave our guys salivating, falling head over heels in love and making threads about their feelings. and if you want more than that, it could bring you good luck, and a crown in our Naijapals Personality of the Year. and if you suffer from a negative self image, or are to eager to be famous, i'm sorry, i have one last but extreme measure:

5. Post your obituary
               Ha ha , did i hear you say God forbid. Who does that? Don't be decieved afterall this is just cyberworld. You may be dead to your computer friends but not to the real world. And did i just hear you say nobody in their right senses does this. No think again, normal people have done this and they don't live in a hunted house or the underworld
Ok there you have it from me. My 5 ways to achieve instant fame. Feel free to add yours.

NB: If I used you as an example, please don’t get offended. I mean no harm at all. It’s just for fun.


Teeco Designer

lol, you no well Teeco,so thats your secret hmmm