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« posted : September 03, 2007, 02:41:27 PM »
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1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.
2. Be ambiguous. Always.
3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it`s their fault.
4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago.
5. Make them apologize for everything.
6. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.
7. Gossip. Gossip about everything that walks.
8. Play Alanis Morissette`s "You Outta Know," loud. Look at them Smile.
9. Look them in the eye and start laughing.
10. Cry.
11. Get mad at them for everything.
12. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm.
13. Hold grudges.
14. Demand to be e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don`t comply.
15. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value.
16. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trigger finger, and his affection for his "little princess."
17. Be late for everything. Yell if they`re late.
18. Talk about your ex-boyfriend 24-7. Compare and contrast.
19. Go everywhere in groups, especially the bathroom. Do nothing alone. Independence is a sign of weakness.
20. Cry.
21. Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they`re wrong.
22. Plan little relationship anniversaries, i. e. the monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library. . . for five minutes. Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry.
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« posted : September 11, 2007, 12:33:04 AM »
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sure does drive dem crazy. mostly#18
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« posted : September 11, 2007, 06:54:05 AM »
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beware though....too much of these will make them to simply leave u.....
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« posted : September 11, 2007, 10:37:49 PM »
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I sure say my wife dey participate in this acts. Huh? Shocked

tnx Vixen.
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« posted : September 11, 2007, 10:55:00 PM »
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I think ladies should do these often, when they want to break up with their boyfriend but dont want to feel guilty, cos the guy will definetly leave the girl
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« posted : September 13, 2007, 09:28:14 AM »
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12 and 18 are good but 18 would do just fine  Grin (they hate it big time)
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« posted : September 15, 2007, 07:12:20 PM »
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The mistakes most women do and would always do is comparing there ex or talking about there ex with the boyfriend. That could break a relationship easily. No man want to hear all those my ex was not like this or like this, if it is so, i would rather tell her to find and go back to her ex...Period
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« posted : September 15, 2007, 09:48:59 PM »
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errr...wat if the comparison is favoring her present boyfriend?
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« posted : September 16, 2007, 06:44:17 AM »
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@Sholex007, That's why it drives the men crazy!!
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« posted : September 17, 2007, 09:44:50 AM »
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Well being a woman i still say"If i would be a man i would never stay with a woman that would act like that." thats just simply childish. my daughter of 14 does things like that but not a woman or at leased she  should not.
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« posted : September 17, 2007, 11:36:51 AM »
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As women, we're equipped with excess baggages..And i believe that any"MAN" should be able to handle us when we're good and bad. And even when we're being a pain in d ass. Yes, it pushes their button, but why would you want a man that isn't going to be able to handle you at your worse??. #18..is kinda letting him know what he got and should act better. No man wants  to beaten or compared to an ex, and that'll will make him act better.. Grin.Or unless of course he ain't trying to be with you at all..That's life and they should deal with it. Embarrassed
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« posted : September 21, 2007, 01:33:17 PM »
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guess u people re right but too much of it is bad.
unhealthy for a relationship
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« posted : September 21, 2007, 04:28:34 PM »
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any lady with quarter these qualities is off my way...u cant hold such relationship 4 even a week- u culd b as gud as dead..
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« posted : September 21, 2007, 09:56:07 PM »
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Only a really strong man can handle a chic with these difficult qualities..Maybe its a little overboard, but their skills and patience needs to be put to test sometimes.. That also goes for a man having similar behaviors..A really strong chic can handle that just fine.. Grin Grin... If a man should leave a girl due  ;Dto any of these things..he might as well keep running away from relationships because a female at times will display at least two or three of the above listed.. Grin.
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« posted : September 22, 2007, 12:05:37 AM »
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definatly! i mean some things here r just typical of girls...........its the way we r wired ..sorry!lol. but some!r simply crazziiee!
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