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maffrodisiac
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« posted : July 15, 2008, 10:55:12 AM »
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It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him
- he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you
and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way;
pain surges throughout your body
and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears
but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill
but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments,
you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting,
glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly,
tells you, with a chuckle;
that you have been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

What were you thinking?  You dirty minded thing!
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« posted : July 15, 2008, 06:22:54 PM »
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Not really... Grin
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« posted : July 16, 2008, 11:44:02 AM »
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Not really? means u're kinda dirty minded right? What were u thinking of when u started reading? Tongue
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« posted : July 16, 2008, 05:31:21 PM »
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LMAO . . .I gotta say . . .you had me there

very nice
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« posted : July 17, 2008, 01:41:26 PM »
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Well! That's just what I had in mind! Grin
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« posted : July 27, 2008, 05:16:38 AM »
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that happened to you right,you just change the story.
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« posted : July 30, 2008, 11:13:01 PM »
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lol...but seriuosly,who would take such pain to write a bio just for toothpaste...maybe the end was modified to suit a cause..lol
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« posted : August 02, 2008, 02:16:33 AM »
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 :Smiley
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« posted : August 02, 2008, 02:33:53 AM »
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i feel you. that was a very good dirty write-up by a dirty-handed writer for dirty minds like mine. i enjoy dirty minds as yours. don`t stop being creatively-dirty sweetie. afterall, it`s a beautiful dirty world.
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« posted : August 02, 2008, 10:00:54 AM »
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wow i dont even know wat i was tinkin
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« posted : August 02, 2008, 12:20:47 PM »
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lol...dat was funny
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« posted : August 16, 2008, 04:31:27 PM »
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actually, i was thinkin about a surgical operation.
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« posted : August 16, 2008, 04:57:12 PM »
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I was thinkin about two things at d same time...d dirty one ur thinking n a woman in labour..lol

@ poster
that was nice...quite suspenseful
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« posted : August 18, 2008, 01:40:10 PM »
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i was actually thinking someone disvirgined her.
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