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cassandralily
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 11:16:39 AM »
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SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE SHOULD PLS TELL ME THE OWNER OF THIS CASH!!!!

A man and his wife are in court over a divorce suit.

the problem is who should get custody of their only child.

the wife jumped up and said,'your honor sir, i brought this child into this world with pain and labour,

therefore she should be in my custody'.

The Judge turns to the husband and said,what do you have to say in this case;

The man sat for a while contemplating......then slowly rose,

your honor,If i put my ATM card into a cash DISPENSING MACHINE and the CASH comes out ...

.....whose CASH is it?

THE MACHINE OR MINE?Huh?Huh?Huh??
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 11:19:05 AM »
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lolzz ... going by the joke ... the dude gon get dat baby !!
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 11:30:19 AM »
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
what a day...
too bored and sleepy few mins ago, tnx cassy dear for such joke.
it helps me up on the go ...heheh.
good one... Wink Wink Wink
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I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM!
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 11:36:40 AM »
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Scorpionheart I miss you so much
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 11:42:20 AM »
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LOL....
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I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM!
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 11:51:05 AM »
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Where u go since it's almost 2wks
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 12:05:03 PM »
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@scorpionheart>oohhh really,so d joke helpd 2 make ur day...tanx 4 ur appreciation!
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 12:37:59 PM »
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keep it up..............hehehe
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 12:47:19 PM »
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tanx sweetheart....lol
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 01:06:36 PM »
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Swtheat hav u check the message???
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 01:22:48 PM »
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yes n i've replied too
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 01:26:09 PM »
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ok


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« posted : July 03, 2009, 01:31:26 PM »
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u re welcome
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 01:32:18 PM »
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swtheat more message in your inbox..........check it out
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 01:34:05 PM »
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no be machine or mine we dey talk again ??


I tire for una ooh !!
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