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« posted : July 02, 2009, 04:16:58 PM » |
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Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering
AND DO YOU EVER WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."
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« posted : July 02, 2009, 04:35:09 PM » |
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you sure say this your joke no get virus.............
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« posted : July 02, 2009, 05:48:19 PM » |
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@poster>dis no be jokeoooo,na thought provoking words!!!! hmmm i kinda like it
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teeco
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« posted : July 02, 2009, 06:28:49 PM » |
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abi
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« posted : July 02, 2009, 11:11:08 PM » |
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seen dis b4
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 12:43:19 AM » |
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Nice 1. I always wonder d moskito own 2.
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 07:00:22 AM » |
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what is dis....question and answer...na jamb na......
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 07:01:13 AM » |
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hey boo
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 07:04:15 AM » |
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hi...sweetie...was cooking....
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 07:22:09 AM » |
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nothing is cooking ooo
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« posted : July 04, 2009, 04:53:25 PM » |
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find another forum post this idot of yours.
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THE LIFE WE LIVE IS A DAMN AFFAIRS BUT WHO CARES??BEFORE AM UNDER THE HOOD BUT NOW AM ON TOP OF THE HOOD!!!
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« posted : July 05, 2009, 04:52:14 PM » |
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« posted : July 06, 2009, 10:08:59 AM » |
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lol
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« posted : July 07, 2009, 04:46:47 PM » |
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nice one
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« posted : July 07, 2009, 05:57:07 PM » |
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