THEIR WAS A MACHINE THAT WAS DESIGN TO CATCH THIEVES, AFTER THE COMPLETION OF THIS MACHINE. IT WAS TIME TO TEST THE MACHINE. SO THE WAS MACHINE TAKING TO USA AND THE MACHINE CAUGHT SOME THIEVES, THE MACHINE WAS TAKING TO BRITAIN THE MACHINE ALSO CAUGHT SOME THIEVES, THE MACHINE WAS TAKING JAPAN SOME THIEVES WHERE ALSO CAUGHT. THE MACHINE HAD BEEN TESTED IN ALMOST ALL THE CONTINENT APART FROM AFRICA.
THEN THE MACHINE WAS BROUGHT TO AFRICA. SO THE MACHINE WAS TESTED IN SOUTH AFRICA SOME THIEVES WHERE CAUGHT, FINALLY THE MACHINE WAS BROUGHT TO OUR OWN COUNTRY NAIJA AND THE MACHINE WAS TAKEN TO A VENUE IN WARRI AT 10PM IN THE NITE. THE THIEVES IN WARRI  HAD ABOUT IT AND GATHERED TOGETHER TO SEE HOW THIS MACHINE WON'T CATCH THEM. SO ON THIS PRECIOUS DAY IT WAS TIME FOR THE MACHINE TO BE TESTED. IT WAS 5MIN TO 10 AND EVERYTHING WAS SET, 2MIN TO 10 THE LIGHT JUST WENT OFF SO THE ENGINEERS RUSH TO PUT ON THE GENERATOR HAS THE LIGHT CAME UP AND IT WAS EXACTLY 10PM TO PUT NO MACHINE FOR THE TEST, THE MACHINE WAS KNOW WHERE TO BE FOUND. THE MACHINE THAT HAD BEEN FASHIONED TO CATCH THIEVES HAD BEEN CAUGHT FIRST BY THE WARRI THIEVES.
SO THE GTRATEST MACHINE THAT CAN CATCH A THIEF ARE THE WAARI THIEVES.   

  @Poster I go come Blow your head if you no delete this thing from here

You no know say I be Copyright detector...........

ok I forgive him bcos of u

na so....wetin dey happen 4 here....

Guy does the joke look exactly has yur own well i know copy yur own i wrote my.

not as funny as when i first had it