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« posted : July 01, 2009, 11:25:20 PM » |
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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-lenght mirror taking a hard look at herselfand looking sad.
¨Yon Know dear,¨she says,ï look in the mirror, and i see an old woman,My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist,and my butt is hanging out a mile.I´ve got fat legs,and my arms abe all flabby.¨she sighs and turns to her husband and sayd¨tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself¨ He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft,thoughtful voice,¨Well, Darling,there ´s nothing wrong with your eyesight.¨ services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at st paul´s catholic church.
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« posted : July 02, 2009, 12:43:51 AM » |
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hmmmmm d man wan die ba?
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'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...
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« posted : July 02, 2009, 08:02:05 AM » |
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Passing
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« posted : July 02, 2009, 11:37:41 AM » |
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@poster>i didnt quite get d joke,y d burial service for d husband? @teeco,pls stop n help me out......dis is not so clear.....lol
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« posted : July 02, 2009, 11:46:07 AM » |
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@Poster I hope heared her
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« posted : July 02, 2009, 11:00:33 PM » |
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it means the woman kill her husbnd coz of her husband comment.@cassndarlily
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 09:19:38 AM » |
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ok......next time try and make it clear pls..
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 11:33:54 AM » |
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well... that was clear enough...i guess...lol
@ federico......love the joke pal!
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I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM!
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 11:40:31 AM » |
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ok
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 11:43:15 AM » |
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good
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I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM!
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 11:46:24 AM » |
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keep it up................
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 11:49:21 AM » |
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lmaooo ... she kill am ??
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IF IT AIN'T SHEATHED ... IT AIN'T BANGING !!... *st34lth_b14tch* ...
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 11:54:17 AM » |
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hahahaha
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 09:15:38 PM » |
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hmm
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« posted : July 03, 2009, 11:59:17 PM » |
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