kido u wan make dem sue u abi?koboko??

I gree say I be newbie, but I was not aware that someone had posted this a couple of days ago as I did not have the time to read all the jokes posted on naijapals. So I no come understand why some of una dey attack me like say na federico form the joke sef. I'm sure there are a couple of people who were not priviledged to read his previous post but have been able to get a smile from my post.
Just as favourtee talk "ahhh! motivate the faceless guy  now"

                                             "and so sais the noob"

so wetin u dey wait 4 b4 u start shooting

how do i go about trying u. If u can give me details on how 2 try u, I promise 2 try u imediately. Teeco no  be quarell carry me join this forum oh, na jokes. I no know why u want 2 start shooting newbies and inviting them to 'try' you. like say u be egusi soup or a bottle of perfume.
My guy abeg free me, I no fit shout

oboy which sch you go.....this one wey we dey do na quarell??? we are just trying to keep the spirit of laughter so high like fire......u see dat's why i call you newbie

abeg teeco no vex, i no know say na spirit of laughter u dey try promote, abi u done 4get say i be newbie?
federico, na wetin be the thing when u wan tell me, that will require me to download picture first. my guy leave matter, this topic suppose done die since. if we continue like this the thing go enter fire for the wrong reasons. no worry the next joke i post go sweet well well i go try make sure no be photocopy of ur posts

@poster try add small sugar or honey when next u want 2 post u here.