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« posted : June 27, 2009, 07:40:11 AM » |
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Three guys end up entering Heaven at the same time. "We have only one rule," says St. Peter. "Don't step on the ducks." They enter Heaven. Ducks are everywhere. The first guy accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman in the afterlife. St. Peter chains them together, saying "For stepping on a duck, you will spend eternity chained to this lady." The next day, the second guy couldn't help but step on a duck. St. Peter appears with a woman uglier than the first. He chains them together with the same admonishment. Not wanting such a situation, the third fellow is careful never to step on a duck.
One day St. Peter comes to him with the most beautiful woman in Heaven, chains them together without a word. "What did I do," he joyfully shouts, "to deserve being chained to you for eternity?" "I don't know about you," she says. "I stepped on a duck."
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« posted : June 27, 2009, 02:35:50 PM » |
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I don't get it
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« posted : June 27, 2009, 03:03:38 PM » |
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u better step on a duck
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« posted : June 27, 2009, 03:04:25 PM » |
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if i hear
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« posted : June 27, 2009, 03:11:04 PM » |
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and see wat st peter has for u
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« posted : June 27, 2009, 03:16:22 PM » |
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NNNNNN
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« posted : June 27, 2009, 03:31:32 PM » |
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u will be chain for all eternity
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« posted : June 27, 2009, 04:09:36 PM » |
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wow!!!!!!
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« posted : June 27, 2009, 04:10:09 PM » |
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wetin happen here
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« posted : June 27, 2009, 04:11:09 PM » |
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na step on duck u go see
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« posted : June 27, 2009, 04:13:23 PM » |
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« posted : June 27, 2009, 04:14:32 PM » |
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« posted : June 27, 2009, 04:23:05 PM » |
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watin u see
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« posted : June 27, 2009, 04:24:08 PM » |
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Oka
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« posted : June 27, 2009, 09:18:55 PM » |
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see joke
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THE LIFE WE LIVE IS A DAMN AFFAIRS BUT WHO CARES??BEFORE AM UNDER THE HOOD BUT NOW AM ON TOP OF THE HOOD!!!
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