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Question: IS'T TRUE THAT NAIJA IS CLOSE TO HELL ?
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« posted : June 19, 2009, 12:16:24 PM »
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WHAT   A   CALL!

 

                           

Queen Elizabeth, George Bush & Olusegun Obasanjo died & went straight to hell.


Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England ; I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there".

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil said  "Five million pounds". She wrote him a Cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

George Bush was so jealous, he started screaming, "My turn! I want to call the United States ; I want to see how everybody is doing there too.
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?


The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a Cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Obasanjo was even more jealous & started screaming, I want to call Nigeria too; I want to see how everybody is doing there too.

I want to talk to Umaru, to Goodluck, to David Mark, the Ministers, to the deputies, I want to talk to the PDP Board of Trusties, everybody, He called Nigeria talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?

The devil said  "One naira".


Obasanjo was stunned & said  "One naira???    Only one freaking naira??"

The Devil said   "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's a local call!

 

PRESERVE NATURE BECAUSE SHE IS YOUR MOTHER
 
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« posted : June 19, 2009, 12:45:28 PM »
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i tink av hrd dis b4.......
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« posted : June 19, 2009, 12:50:19 PM »
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 Re: NAIJA AND HELL
« posted : Today at 12:45:28 PM »   

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i tink av hrd dis b4.......
maybe yes but try to vote
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« posted : June 19, 2009, 07:56:25 PM »
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« posted : June 19, 2009, 09:33:07 PM »
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oboy you don fold my hands oh you too much honestly i crack my ribs  Shocked
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« posted : June 20, 2009, 10:02:50 AM »
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Thanks bro, enjoyment no get the owner, u know.
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« posted : June 20, 2009, 07:43:12 PM »
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Knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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« posted : June 20, 2009, 07:57:58 PM »
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itz very funny,to me...the call should have been free,maybe called mtn midnight callz.hell and naija is like oshodi and ojota..
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« posted : June 21, 2009, 10:27:33 PM »
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« posted : June 22, 2009, 12:49:16 AM »
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« posted : June 22, 2009, 09:20:52 PM »
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Please rem to Vote
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« posted : June 22, 2009, 09:49:05 PM »
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Hav seen this lots of tym. D guy Copy this joke from jokes forum. Pb4
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« posted : June 23, 2009, 12:27:08 PM »
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olo copy copy everybody na u?
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« posted : June 23, 2009, 01:38:44 PM »
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HEAL NA HEAL NAIJA NA NAIJA ABI NO B SO? OBOY NA SOOOOOOOOOOO
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« posted : June 23, 2009, 01:40:18 PM »
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[color=red]HEAL NA HEAL[/color] NAIJA NA NAIJA !!![/font]
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