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« posted : June 18, 2009, 04:00:57 PM »
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OF COURSE , THERE ARE EXCEPTIONAL CASES ALWAYS
 
Women - Multiple process
 Women's brians designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Woment can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new receips.
Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.  Huh? Huh? Huh?

ANALYTICAL SKILL
Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it. She can not understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.  Huh? Huh? Huh?
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« posted : June 18, 2009, 04:07:18 PM »
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CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. if he see an object at long
distance, immediately his brain classifies the object(bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognise the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car(if any), then concentrating only on the driving.
You can offen watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit next to him will shoult, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." ..etc..
WOMEN ARE THE BEST DRIVERS
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« posted : June 18, 2009, 04:20:44 PM »
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« posted : June 18, 2009, 04:43:34 PM »
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LIE
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily. Her super natural brain observe the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lieing.
Men's brain does not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, While lieing to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.
Don't lie face to face.
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« posted : June 18, 2009, 04:47:04 PM »
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« posted : June 18, 2009, 04:58:46 PM »
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no be foul see this again

PROBLEM.
End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearely classifys the problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in individual room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not clasify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the problem solved or not.
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« posted : June 18, 2009, 05:10:38 PM »
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LANGUAGE.
Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But can not find the solutions to problems
Men can not easily learn languages, he can easily solve the problems.
3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.
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« posted : June 18, 2009, 05:53:54 PM »
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« posted : June 18, 2009, 08:19:31 PM »
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So when the men look at the bust that chics have is that being analytical or ridiculous? Check the Guiness book of world records  the most versatile multi linguist is a guy.while the highet IQ is Marilyn Vos Savant please explain this anomaly.
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« posted : June 19, 2009, 12:33:44 AM »
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CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. if he see an object at long
distance, immediately his brain classifies the object(bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognise the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car(if any), then concentrating only on the driving.
You can offen watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit next to him will shoult, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." ..etc..
WOMEN ARE THE BEST DRIVERS

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« posted : June 19, 2009, 03:24:17 AM »
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« posted : June 19, 2009, 11:45:09 AM »
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MEN
Men want status, success, solutions, big process… etc
Women want relationship, friends, family...etc…
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« posted : June 19, 2009, 03:03:21 PM »
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employment where u get these philosophies from

d greatest achivers in the world are men so... wetin u dey tok
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« posted : June 19, 2009, 05:45:43 PM »
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watchin wit keen interest
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« posted : June 19, 2009, 07:05:10 PM »
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UNHAPPY
if women are unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on work.
If men are unhappy with their work, he can not concentrae on the relations.
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