ScEnArIoS (Naija we hail thee!!)

Date: 02-12-2009 6:40 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Oyez
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- at 2-12-2009 06:40 PM (14 years ago)
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I love this country, no doubt. There's nothing you can do or say to make me hate it. Welcome once again to the most tantilzing, tetrazzinious and finickious reality program on the web. Give it up for ScEnArIoS!!
It's Naija's turn today. Let's seat back, relax and view a few of the sight-gags this great Nation prouldy offers. We "re-define" popular terms in this country. Who else fit? It's your show, enjoy it.

1) RUSH HOUR. (That's the Naija version of the Rush Hour Movie, I don't know which part it is and Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker are driver and conductor)


2) GETTING A LIFT ( She's getting a Lift actually, why'r u acting surprised at that?)


3) ACCOMODATION  (Do these people have someone representing their constituency in the House of Reps?) PS. This is my neighbourhood.


4)TRANSPORTING THE TRANSPORTATION (I couldn't think of a more apporiate title for this one)


5) "THE LAW" IS BREAKING THE LAW (Another perfect title)


6)  I ran out of naming ideas...help me out on this one please


and there's more...Commercial Break pls...ScEnArIoS will be right back! Don't touch that "mouse"

Posted: at 2-12-2009 06:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- neossha at 2-12-2009 09:30 PM (14 years ago)
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lmao......
Posted: at 2-12-2009 09:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-12-2009 02:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Good one
Posted: at 3-12-2009 02:22 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 3-12-2009 11:18 AM (14 years ago)
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lol. overload
Posted: at 3-12-2009 11:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 3-12-2009 11:21 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 3-12-2009 11:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oyez at 3-12-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  3-12-2009 11:18 AM
lol. overload

perfect! Overload fits in..any more ridiculous name for this inhumane act on the poor vehicle?
and I'm wondering if there's space for the driver. Mr. Bean has more brains that this.
Posted: at 3-12-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 3-12-2009 04:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Overambitious
Posted: at 3-12-2009 04:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 3-12-2009 04:36 PM (14 years ago)
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equalizer 2000......
Posted: at 3-12-2009 04:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- oyez at 3-12-2009 06:13 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on  3-12-2009 04:14 PM
Overambitious
yea!
more like over-zealousnessity
Posted: at 3-12-2009 06:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oyez at 3-12-2009 06:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  3-12-2009 04:36 PM
equalizer 2000......
aha! that sounds like the name of a perfomance-enhancing drug...
Posted: at 3-12-2009 06:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 3-12-2009 06:34 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 3-12-2009 06:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 3-12-2009 06:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: oyez on  3-12-2009 06:13 PM
Quote from: Doshe on  3-12-2009 04:14 PM
Overambitious
yea!
more like over-zealousnessity
hmmm
Posted: at 3-12-2009 06:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 3-12-2009 08:16 PM (14 years ago)
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gjnjgjmwtp
Posted: at 3-12-2009 08:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 3-12-2009 08:19 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 3-12-2009 08:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 3-12-2009 08:22 PM (14 years ago)
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hjuhcc
Posted: at 3-12-2009 08:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 3-12-2009 08:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  3-12-2009 08:19 PM
hahahaha



that it is ,........see what i was contemplating on  ......sometimes i wonder what mentality people got b4 dey start posting ...

u will never see asaph talk about his country like that  ...  u see why he is laughing
Posted: at 3-12-2009 08:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 3-12-2009 11:22 PM (14 years ago)
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lmao.....
true talk hon.....
Posted: at 3-12-2009 11:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 3-12-2009 11:52 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 3-12-2009 11:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 4-12-2009 01:25 AM (14 years ago)
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originlity....u try
Posted: at 4-12-2009 01:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 4-12-2009 01:46 AM (14 years ago)
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oga fedeco
Posted: at 4-12-2009 01:46 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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