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19 Sure Signs That You Are At a Naija Party

 
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dguy
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« posted : August 29, 2007, 07:16:08 AM »
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1. Almost everyone arrives at the party late - hence the reference, "African time".

2. You were given one invitation card, but you invite 20 other friends (who can also invite 2 or 3 of their own friends).

3. You call the attention of the people serving food by saying "Please we haven't eaten in this area o!"

4. Even when it was obvious that no alcohol was served, you still ask "Don't you have any alcohol?

5. At a kids party scheduled to start at 5pm and finishing at 12am, you arrive with kids (some of them already sleeping) at 11pm.

6. You go back to ask for more food and drinks.

7. You ask the caretaker of the hired hall to extend the party time by bribing him with money and drinks.

8. The food is served on a 'man know man' they tell you "the moi-moi don finish" despite the fact that a man next to you has 4 on his plate.

9. Most of the guys are frowning and cussing because fufu, semo, gira or eba wasn't served.

10. You hear, "Wetin dem dey wait for sef? I beg make dem bring the food make I comot jo!"

11. Towards the end of the party you see people going into the kitchen helping themselves to "take away" food and drinks.

12. More than two bouncers are at the door that leads to where the foods/drinks are kept.

13. You dance to "Obesere" or "Fela" music as if your life depended on it.

14. You ask the DJ to play a specially recorded cassette tape you brought with you.

15. You hear people talking, as if they are in a fight, about sports and politics.

16. The men are sitting in groups, instead of sitting with their women.

17. On the dance floor, you have women dancing alone or with women and men dancing alone or with men.

18. Most of the guys are hanging around outside, attending to "business" with cellular phones.

19. The hall empties immediately after food has been served.
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« posted : August 29, 2007, 07:52:02 AM »
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Hahahahas. So True To A Certain Extend.
Been There, Done That... *LOL*

*Cheers!*
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« posted : August 29, 2007, 08:05:11 AM »
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farisha babi!!!!!
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« posted : August 29, 2007, 08:09:42 AM »
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man....this is so damn true!!!!and i find it amusing when guys dance to fela's song....they will be jumping around and react as if they are hypnotised....still wondering why...as if they have been possessed....muahahahahaha....but all is so true....though i personally feel that nigerian guys prefer the alchohol drinks more to food....they will only tend to get hungry when the party is finishing hence no more food....been there done that!!! Grin Kiss
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« posted : November 09, 2007, 05:08:14 AM »
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My guy na true talk you talk Grin
But that's why it is Naija!!!!!!!!!!! Grin Grin Grin
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« posted : November 10, 2007, 09:55:25 PM »
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we do parties the Naija way......ain't no other parties gonna match the Naija Party.....
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« posted : November 12, 2007, 10:17:06 AM »
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....."after the show is the after party.....and the party is gonna be a Naija Party".....


*R Kelly Fiesta"
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« posted : January 31, 2008, 07:13:21 PM »
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lol...true
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« posted : January 31, 2008, 11:17:56 PM »
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19 Sure Signs That You Are At a Naija Party...it's the loudest one on the block Tongue
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« posted : February 01, 2008, 04:39:05 AM »
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Haha....Jesus christ! These are soo funny but true. Naija 4 lyfe baby!!!
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« posted : February 01, 2008, 05:33:28 AM »
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19 Sure Signs That You Are At a Naija Party......everybody wants to wear the brightest clothes....
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« posted : February 03, 2008, 12:30:43 PM »
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1. Almost everyone arrives at the party late - hence the reference, "African time".

2. You were given one invitation card, but you invite 20 other friends (who can also invite 2 or 3 of their own friends).

3. You call the attention of the people serving food by saying "Please we haven't eaten in this area o!"

4. Even when it was obvious that no alcohol was served, you still ask "Don't you have any alcohol?

5. At a kids party scheduled to start at 5pm and finishing at 12am, you arrive with kids (some of them already sleeping) at 11pm.

6. You go back to ask for more food and drinks.

7. You ask the caretaker of the hired hall to extend the party time by bribing him with money and drinks.

8. The food is served on a 'man know man' they tell you "the moi-moi don finish" despite the fact that a man next to you has 4 on his plate.

9. Most of the guys are frowning and cussing because fufu, semo, gira or eba wasn't served.

10. You hear, "Wetin dem dey wait for sef? I beg make dem bring the food make I comot jo!"

11. Towards the end of the party you see people going into the kitchen helping themselves to "take away" food and drinks.

12. More than two bouncers are at the door that leads to where the foods/drinks are kept.

13. You dance to "Obesere" or "Fela" music as if your life depended on it.

14. You ask the DJ to play a specially recorded cassette tape you brought with you.

15. You hear people talking, as if they are in a fight, about sports and politics.

16. The men are sitting in groups, instead of sitting with their women.

17. On the dance floor, you have women dancing alone or with women and men dancing alone or with men.

18. Most of the guys are hanging around outside, attending to "business" with cellular phones.

19. The hall empties immediately after food has been served.


prove your claims otherwise you are just making something out of nothing.
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« posted : February 03, 2008, 11:52:11 PM »
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yes oooo, thats aw we do... n ve u the spraying part.... yoruba parties are not complete without it  Grin lol
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« posted : February 04, 2008, 02:50:55 AM »
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yes oooo, thats aw we do... n ve u the spraying part.... yoruba parties are not complete without it  Grin lol

spraying?Huh?Huh??
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« posted : February 04, 2008, 06:35:23 AM »
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spraying money.....u know like throwing money on those who are dancing and stuffs....but they use the
term "spray money".......
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