[Fun_lovin_zy (see profile)]

1 When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
2 When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3 When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
4 When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
5 When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
6 When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
7 When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
8 When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
9 When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

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[myragonza (see profile)]

thats true.....

[ugodaniels (see profile)]

dunno cos i never worked for anybody...work independently. So, i'm my own boss...

[myragonza (see profile)]

dunno cos i never worked for anybody...work independently. So, i'm my own boss...

any vacancy.....i wear short skirts all the time with nothing below....

[ugodaniels (see profile)]

Ofcourse, there shud be...or someone's gonna get sacked to make room for the booty gal from asia!

[myragonza (see profile)]

do i look like a Chinko to u....with pancake nyash....

[khadijah (see profile)]

boss is always the good man 4 sure

[myragonza (see profile)]

boss is always the good man 4 sure

he just wants to be seen as the good man....

[stifler (see profile)]

na the koko be dat.
boss 2 dey bend.

[osituga (see profile)]

many vacancy say's if you are not ready for the Job don't come and apply....you try them by applying wearing a mini skirts.....i swear you will surely get the Job

[Bukkee9109 (see profile)]

I especially like number 2.

[christo (see profile)]

Hi,
Good Composition. But you knw there different workplace you find yourself that u are being appreciated for wat you do. And that can oly happen if and only you are truely doing your jo well.[/i][/i]

[myragonza (see profile)]

many vacancy say's if you are not ready for the Job don't come and apply....you try them by applying wearing a mini skirts.....i swear you will surely get the Job

whats the name of ur company again..?

[monday1234 (see profile)]

1 When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
2 When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3 When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
4 When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
5 When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
6 When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
7 When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
8 When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
9 When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

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