AKPOS (joke).

30 Sep 12, 10:02 PM, Africa/Lagos

Akpors stayed close to the cemetery so he used that to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers.

He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his nostrils with cotton and speak nasally.
This scared every driver and rider and wouldn't dare ask him for money.

Akpors did this for years and successfully outwitted every driver thinking he was a ghost.

One cool evening, Akpors boarded this okada and as usual alighted at the cemetery junction.

"MONEY?" the angry looking Okada man asked.

Akpors was at his best, stuffed cotton wool into his nostrils and spoke nasally: "I don't have money!"

The Okada man wouldn't take any of that, and kept insisting.
This frustrated Akpors, who later said: "Ok, ok, follow me into the cemetery... to my room and I will pay you"

The Okada man agreed and followed him till they got to one of the graves.

Akpors in his attempts to frighten the okada man knocked on the grave and screamed: "Neighbor!, neighbor!, my Neighbor!, abeg give me N800 make I pay this stubborn okada man."

All of a sudden, a very big hand holding N1000 appeared through the grave accompanied with a voice saying: "Take am, this one na ma last card... collect change from him abeg I don broke"
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Two pairs of slippers believed to belong to Akpors and the Okada man were found on the scene as at the time of gathering this report..